photosfromthefield:

Taz and Jamie, the newest all-star trainers in the Boston office, doing the turkey-five

from now on, the only fives i give are turkey-fives

photosfromthefield:

Week 1s are confused about the Portland office code…

“Hi, I’m a canvasser with PORN…”

Monday night. #beautiful

photosfromthefield:

Penn state recruitment trip with Vitti, Talya, and Katie!!

this looks moderately successful

tellmeimawizard:

limousine-eyelash:

#the actual worst moment in television history

truth

this gif just made me cry at work.

My uvula is swollen. #tumblr

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. But I have a very particular lack of skills. I will never be able to find you. But what I do have is $2 and a Casio wristwatch. You can have one of them.

Alright, Meg. I need you to listen to me very carefully. Panic. Pay no attention to detail. Let your mind race. Take short, rapid breaths. Then hide under the bed but leave two of your feet sticking out.

recently stumbled upon my old livejournal. most of the entries are pretty embarrassing but this one seemed fitting.

January 5th, 2005 | 3:38am

“the love(s) of my life’

Current Mood: pensive

Current Music: Lit (the band)

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i love speech team.

i love fog because it’s like you’re inside of a cloud.

i love sandwiches.

i love the piano.

i love green.

i love brisk fall days.

i love alliteration.

i love road trips.

i love spongebob.

i love when fat people fall in love.

i love annabelle, my silver bullet.

i love kites.

i love drinking water, and i love drinking cranberry juice.

i love getting 100% of my calcium for the day.

i love fireplaces.

i love country driving when it’s sunny.

i love wit.

i love staying up to watch the sun rise.

i love saying hi to people you’ve only met once.

i love mentadent toothpaste.

i love my mickey mouse night light.

i love the lake in my back yard.

i love the original nintendo.

i love the facebook (i need to be checked into rehab for this).

i love the slippers kim gave me for christmas.

i love uncertainty.

i love string theory.

i love math so much.

i love art club.

i love when you close your left eye and things shift to the left, then you close your right eye and things shift to the right.

i love when things are just so.

i love saying “come hither, heather.”

i love california.

i love river otters.

i love the yogurt at bear’s den.

i love school supplies.

i love my friends (i won’t name drop).

i love my black and beige bead necklace.

i love regular lead pencils.

i love my deodorant.

i love spelling bees.

i love saturday.

i love little black binders.

i love clean laundry.

i love my back pack.

i love my brown suit.

i love the persian rug in the living room at my house.

i love the discovery science channel.

i love wearing shorts.

i love iTunes.

i love the fact that South America used to be attached to Africa.

i love my DGS trophy.

i love the normal west wind ensemble.

i love thinking about when miss douglas fell into the big recyling bin freshman year.

i love IQ tests.

i love giving exact change.

i love the Cubs.

i love saying “sphere.”

i love Kim’s smile.

i love unseasonably warm or unseasonably cold temperatures.

i love typing my last name.

i love st. patrick’s day.

i love the number 17.

i love traditions.

i love mayonnaise.

i love how i’m really just like a little kid.

i love how this took me a really really long time.

let’s just get wasteypants